SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	548916
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1073
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	5218	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	6230	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3027

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	1068	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9119
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	173
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Votes:	6654

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	274307	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net