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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5737 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 906 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.
But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!