SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5699	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	5

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9024	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2301
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	3510
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	502
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Emeralds Found:	5624
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	1768	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de