SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7596
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

familyminecraft.us

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

cubeville.org

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4436	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

craftdiggers.g.nfoservers.com

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3888
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

mc.realms.cc

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Animals Bred:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

198.27.79.248

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

play.vanillaworld.org

FateCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5452	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Zombie Dances:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

FateCraft

play.fatemc.net

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

redwallserver.somagames.com:25638

Blackhand

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	662	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	7609	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

85.190.161.253

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4625	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

SBrealms.com

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

tekville.thetekninja.com

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

play.wynncraft.com

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

play.xealgaming.net

block city jail

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	793
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

block city jail

blockcityjail.com

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Hub.Broncin.net