SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6658
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9860

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8033

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	167
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Magic Items Found:	4205

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.