SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	6123	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5189
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1748	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Items Found:	1627
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2547	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!