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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7344	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	183	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4143
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1