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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9647 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.