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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1589 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.