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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 447 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.