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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3112 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2355 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.