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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9233 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.