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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2636 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 5799 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.