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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9230 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Farms Harvested: | 492 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.