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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9007 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.