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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
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