SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	3453
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3817
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

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Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1274
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2421
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Farms Harvested:	420
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runes Activated:	6

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2418	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org