| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6246 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
sapphire.b2t.world
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1066 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5760 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5100 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3258 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4889 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3331 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6720 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5651 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5473 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1251 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8543 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6527 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2467 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
