Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!
