Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1155	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	7219
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5357
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	276	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Votes:	9219
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Animals Bred:	108

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4051
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8397
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	149
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crops Grown:	7914	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7302	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

play.minecraft.country