Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	8901	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9338
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	61

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1432	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	164
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	298714	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6092	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6673	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com