Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1156
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2721
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6867
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Votes:	2151

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	201
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	487630	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	5498
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4855	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net