Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	109	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Votes:	5425
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	4600	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1558	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
New Chunks Explored:	347540	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	8816	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Votes:	4708	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz