Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8231
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8673
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	6198	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	8788	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4782
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7272	Enchantments Applied:	193
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2320	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	828	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7893
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com