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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4600 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!