Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8035

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	6776
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Animals Bred:	83
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	7577
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6663
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6835
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1174	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7146	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5737	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Animals Bred:	191	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9632	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	861713
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Animals Bred:	68
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5964
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com