Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	517
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Magic Items Found:	5013

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Star Shards Collected:	139
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7583
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	7966	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	7005	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Votes:	8767	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com