Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crops Grown:	3703
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	3559	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Votes:	6115	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7993	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1409	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6290
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	651	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	7661	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	751318
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com