Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	891
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2340
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Potions Brewed:	193	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Votes:	308	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3790
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	198	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	1058
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	209927	Ores Mined:	1500
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Void Gems Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	223
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	738	Potions Brewed:	166
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8140

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net