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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2168 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
