Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	307722
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	9816
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2314	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2600

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	552	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	4621	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

play.mc-paradise.com