Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	1683

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crops Grown:	6062	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5744
Mines Excavated:	2629	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	108

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6355	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Votes:	1093	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	419786	Dragon Eggs Found:	9856
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4372	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	237	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5348	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Void Armor Forged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Alien Abductions:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	206	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz