Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	359090	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

YOLOMINECRAFT.COM

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crops Grown:	5499	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

198.27.67.66

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

bc.mcserver.ws

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

play.fruitscraft.nl

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Votes:	3297
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Items Found:	5560	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	948	Magical Moments Shared:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	88
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

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minecrafters.se

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	153	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1559	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

play.MegaMineGames.com

PlanetCraftation

Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

play.planetcraftation.com

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	5070
Secret Passages Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

play.lostcraft.co

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	New Chunks Explored:	492627
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ores Mined:	3511
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

play.blockstorm.com

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

sophisticatedgoons.mcserver.ws