Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

LepakMC

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Sometimes we just want to sit back, relax, and LEPAK. Join our server and have a LEPAK good time with us on our Minecraft server, We are a casual gaming community with everything you need in a survival server, from just chilling and fishing and talking with friends, to making gigantic AFK farms, we also have a custom dungeon and a custom PVP Arena as well.

play.lepakmc.xyz

CubeServer #2

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1171
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

NEW Factions PvP Map

2.cubeserver.org

Game Of Thrones Conquest

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Void Armor Forged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Be prepared to lead your house, or join an existing one. Rule or be ruled, fight or be killed. But if you know how to play the game well, peace will conquer.

If you join our server we highly recommend you join our discord community too to register and join a house of your liking or start your own! In this server, you have the freedom or break and make alliances, sell or buy things and on top of all, quests!

213.32.6.145:25566

AbsoluteCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

At AbsoluteCraft, its all about the players!

We are an awesome community Minecraft server with both survival and creative worlds. We take pride in the fact that everybody knows everybody!

If that sounds like the kind of server you want to join connect to: MC-AC.COM

They say less is more but that wont be the case when you need to race to the top of the economy to stay alive in the vanilla Player vs Player free-roam world we call Survival!

Full creative mode with WorldEdit! There’s not much more you need in life if you are aspiring builder or griefer.

We have some truly epic games that include Build It!, BlockHunt, Spleef and the world famous Survival Games. We’ve even built our own maps like The Cruise, the Planet Minecraft Contest Finalist!

The Builder world is the home of TeamAbsolute, our build team, where epic cities and projects are created which players can view as well.

mc-ac.com

ChuwiCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	159
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

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The server contains:

》Tradeos 》Crates 》Mine with and without PVP “Roman Coliseum 》Vote 》Protection Blocks “Missions And much more!

chuwicraft.serv.gs

NextGamers Europe MC Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

The NGE Minecraft Server! We are a freebuild survival server with friendly staff and over 70 plugins. We don’t sell any inGame items or ranks with special abilities, for real money, but you can buy Premium with inGame money. Premium gives you fly and some other special abilities. Some of our plugins are (some plugins you can first use when you’re Premium but you can get that without real money for 8000€ inGame money):: We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun on our server. See you there! 🙂

nextgamers.eu

Twenture Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Prison

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	1951	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re thrilled to welcome you to the most exciting and immersive Minecraft server out there – Twenture Minecraft Server!

Embark on an Epic Journey: At Twenture, we’re all about crafting unforgettable adventures in the boundless world of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something here for everyone. Join us, and let’s explore the limitless possibilities of this pixelated wonderland together!

It’s time to forge your legacy, build empires, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Join Twenture Minecraft Server today and let the adventures begin!

mc.twenture.net

Flunkiiiland

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	1511	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

85.190.135.58

Dreamland – World of Dreams

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

— The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

dreamland.alien-host.net

My.SMP

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Potions Brewed:	181
Dragon Eggs Found:	6751	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

crazysadvichcorpXws3.aternos.me:20059

Minecraft Nations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

n.minecraftnations.com

IcicleCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

mc.iciclecraft.net

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8958
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

play.peanutsmp.fun

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

mc.lilfunbuild.com

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

mc.rosewind.co.za