Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6708	Enchantments Applied:	73

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Animals Bred:	89
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	3223	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!