Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1227	New Chunks Explored:	608794
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.