Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6073	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	New Chunks Explored:	233733

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4018

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	974
Crops Grown:	6309	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!