Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

ass, Beach, funny, haha, humor, Minecraft, Sandy, sandy amusement, sandy ass, sandy ass haha, sandy butt, sandy cheeks, sandy comedy, sandy fun, sandy giggles, sandy humor, sandy jokes, sandy laughter, sandy memes, sandy quotes, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9065

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!