Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 2343 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 123
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Star Shards Collected: 271
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 406 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3018

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Towns Built: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 148 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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