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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6064 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5059 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”
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