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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7572 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 756 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!