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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5953 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 564878 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!