Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	2478
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wasteslam

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Centuries ago an unknown apocalypse ended nearly all life. Now the survivors finally start to rebuild. Scavenge, explore, and survive, discover the secrets of ages past.

Features: The server is set in a 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭-𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚. Discoverable RPG-like warp locations. Unique 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐭, including 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬 powered by Quality Armory. Raids and dungeons Dangerous ruins to scavenge and explore

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Risenmc

Economy, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

RisenMc is the ultimate Minecraftsurvival server owned by the renowned content creator, Nathanlive. RisenMc is a bustling community where players can immerse themselves in a captivating survival experience while enjoying a robust economy system. With an emphasis on freedom and creativity, this server offers a unique twist on the traditional survival gameplay.

At RisenMc, there are minimal rules in place, ensuring players have the freedom to explore and experiment. The only restriction is the prohibition of hack clients, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Let your imagination run wild as you traverse the vast landscapes and embark on exciting adventures.

RisenMc offers an array of exclusive features that set it apart from other survival servers. One such feature is the Suppy Crate, a supply drop that descends upon the world twice or more each day. These crates are packed with rare and valuable items, offering an exciting opportunity for players to obtain unique treasures.

Another notable addition to the server is the Tracking Compass. This powerful tool allows you to track a random player, revealing their coordinates and other pertinent information. Whether you seek allies or adversaries, the Tracking Compass will guide you to your target.

RisenMc also features Virtual Spawners, a twist on the classic Minecraft spawners. Rather than spawning mobs directly, these spawners save the mobs in a special “vault storage.” This innovative feature allows players to boost and stack the stored mobs, creating a formidable army or a bustling farm. Unleash your creativity and make the most of this unique offering.

Connect to RisenMc server today to engage with a vibrant community, take part in a thriving economy, and uncover rare treasures as you explore its vast world. To join the action, simply connect to the server’s IP. The server also supports crossplay, allowing both Java and Bedrock users to come together and enjoy the immersive gameplay experience. For Bedrock players, using the port 19132 will grant you access to the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineawayMC

PvP

MineawayMC is a quality server which cares about players! In MineawayMC, you can mine special ores to gain wealth and power! Use your power to fight in the pvpMine! Have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FastCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock

Hello . We are waiting for you on our server which is very nice

Minecraft is an independent sandbox video game written in Java, originally developed by creator Markus Alexej Persson (also renamed Notch / Krusher) and later by the Swedish company Mojang.

The game is focused on creativity and construction, allowing players to build, using a multitude of cubes, in a three-dimensional world. Other in-game activities include exploration, gathering resources, crafting and building gear, and combat. The game features some modes including Survival, Creative, Adventure and Spectator. In the first mode, players have to get the resources by themselves, using the resources to progress progressively, while in the Creative mode, the players have the opportunity to use their creativity through unlimited resources. The high-difficulty Adventure mode features some worlds created by other players. The name comes from the English language, where mine means “mine” and craft “craft, job” or “handiwork”.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Faction: craft

Faction Survival, MCMMO

Hey! We are looking for active players to GROW and BUILD a STRONG community! We will strive to get to know you and become great friends. This is where the minecraft community can come together, and be themselves. Come check us out! We are also looking for staff!

We also have over 250+ custom enchantments!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Radialbog9

Creative, Skyblock

The Radialbog9 Minecraft Server Network is a network with Skyblock and Creative! The Radialbog9 network is compatible with 1.8-1.16.5 at the moment and is always expanding the versions it supports when a new Minecraft release is out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	41890
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Terrorbox

247, 4Fun

Welcome to TerrorBox, the ultimate Minecraft gaming experience! Our server is a unique blend of Bedrock and Java editions, offering seamless crossplay for players to come together in an exciting and immersive environment. Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure in our specially crafted Lifesteal SMP and BoxPvP section.

In our BoxPvP section, prepare yourself for heart-pounding combat in specially designed arenas. Engage in fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled battles against friends or foes, showcasing your skills and strategies. With a variety of kits and carefully crafted arenas, BoxPvP delivers non-stop action and intense competition. Rise through the ranks, claim victories, and become a true PvP champion.

But the excitement doesn’t end there. Venture into our immersive Lifesteal SMP, a world where survival takes on a whole new level of intensity. Engage in an unforgiving battle for hearts as you navigate the challenges of a dynamic and ever-evolving environment. With each player kill, you have the opportunity to steal hearts, gaining additional life force to bolster your own survival. Every decision matters as you strategically plan your attacks and defend against rival players. However, beware of defeat, as losing all your hearts will result in temporary banishment from the server. It’s a ruthless struggle for survival that will test your skills, cunning, and ability to adapt.

Forge alliances, build bases, and establish your dominance in both the competitive PvP arenas of BoxPvP and the treacherous realm of Lifesteal SMP. Engage in epic battles, conquer challenging quests, and explore the depths of a rich, player-driven economy. Our dedicated staff ensures a fair and inclusive gaming environment, and with regular updates and events, there’s always something new to discover.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vside

Prison, PvP

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

kakecraft

Survival

Vanilla Survival Server Version: 1.15.2 24/7 Uptime Dedicated Staff Hourly ServerBackups Grief Prevention Land Claims We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.

Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide the fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like youre in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Waterway network

op prison, Prison

We support all versions 1.8 and higher. Recommended version to play is 1.16

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Poke Server

Hardcore

Poke is a youtuber join his server. Poke is the best youtuber out there! Poke is my fav youtuber SUBSCRIBE TO HIME AND SUB TO Poke-Minecraft Also The server needs to be all uppercase.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Miniplex

1vs1, Achievements, bedrock, Friendly staff, smp, Survival

A survival multiplayer server. A fun server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RareSMP

Economy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Survival SMP Non-P2W server!

No claiming & no keep inventory! Griefing, Killing, Scamming is allowed. Hacking is NOT! Custom Economy and Auction House! If you’re interested:

**IP: RareSMP.minehut.gg**

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3898	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCSmashBros

PvP

^ Welcome to SuperSmashBros ^

If you’ve ever played Super Smash Bros or Brawlhalla, you’re going to love this server! This server features this amazing gamemode along with it’s classical hammer and intense experience of knocking players off the map!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Prisonpop

op prison, Prison

Are you looking for a server that stands out from the crowd? Do you want to enjoy a candy-themed world with custom features and a friendly community? Then PrisonPOP is the place for you! PrisonPOP is a unique and innovative server that offers a fresh and fun Prison experience for Java players. You can explore, enchant, and compete with other players on this amazing server. Don’t miss out on the fun! Join PrisonPOP today at play.prisonpop.net and discover why it’s the sweetest server around!

– Custom plugins and enchants to spice up your gameplay

– Active and helpful staff, developers, and management team

– A vibrant and welcoming community of players

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.