Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	149

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	266
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Adenbey

You can support by voting

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Towny Central

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Towny Central is a Minecraft Towny Server, As well as a Towny Community. Supporting versions 1.8 to the current, We strive to make an outstanding server with a friendly community. Our main goal is to make sure our players are getting what they deserve, To have an enjoyable experience on Minecraft! Here is some of the following features Towny Central has to offer!

– Multiple worlds that used Towny – Different gamemodes featuring the Towny Plugin – Players from all over the world with strong connections – An active discord server with 24/7 support from staff – 99% uptime from the Towny Central Server – A website full of information – Multiple ways for players to contact us – An amazing community – A experienced, trustworthy staff team!

Come check us out today using any version you want! Simply open up Minecraft, Go to “Multiplayer” and enter our IP “play.townycentral.net”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.