Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	4454
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Items Found:	3664	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Potions Brewed:	68
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6616

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1493

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	2033	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.