Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Netherplex

Economy, smp

Looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Join our MC/DC server today! Our server is a life steal server, meaning that if you die, you lose a life. With a small and friendly community, you’ll never feel alone while exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Our server supports both Java version 1.19.4 and Bedrock, so you can play from whichever platform you prefer. Plus, with our dedicated team of moderators, you can rest assured that your experience on our server will be a safe and enjoyable one.

Join now and experience the thrill of life steal Minecraft! Click the link below to join our community and start playing today:

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeXplore

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated to Reforged 8.2.0!

PokeXplore has several unique features for you to enjoy! * Pokemon can learn any move they learned in any game from gen 1-8 * Simple TMs – only one TM for each move * Custom Terrain * Automatic Loot Chest Refills – globally! * Stunning and Unique Auras * Quests * Dual-Type Gyms * More features to come! Website: https://www.pokexplore.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zMTBEtZ

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	687	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FuturePvE

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This is a Minecraft server built by a streamer for no other reason than to have fun and interact with everyone. It is a survival server where everyone can build, trade and play together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

3B3T ANARCHY ON PHONE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival

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1. Phone === Ip: 3b3t.ru:19132 ===

2. PC: IP: 3b3t.ru

3. IP phone: 3b3t.ru:19132 (1.20.0+)

2. 24/7 === 1851 – slot! 1.20.0+

3. PvP: Enabled

4. Auto-donation: https://shop.3b3t.ru/

5. No lags, cheap donation

6. Useful plugins. There are clans, Weapons

7. Fair Admins.

8. We are waiting for you on our server! Good luck 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Legacy network

Economy, Epic, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Welcome to Legacy Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! At Legacy Network, we offer a unique and immersive gameplay experience set in the magical world of Valtara. Unlike many other Minecraft servers, we are a survival, world-building server with MMORPG and geo-political elements, making every player’s journey in Valtara an authentic adventure full of challenges and excitement. Our custom monsters and weapons will keep you on your toes, always ready to fight and defend your territory against the forces of evil. Each monster is designed to provide a unique challenge, and our weapons are specifically crafted to help you overcome them. With an active and friendly community, you’ll always have someone to explore Valtara with. Our community is filled with helpful players and staff members who are always ready to lend a hand, offer advice, and make your experience even better. Our server also features a range of unique lore and challenges that will put your skills to the test. You’ll have the opportunity to embark on epic adventures, solve puzzles, and earn valuable rewards that will help you in your journey. Our server is also regularly updated with new content, ensuring that there’s always something new to discover and explore in Valtara. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, our server is perfect for anyone looking for a fun and challenging adventure in a vibrant and dynamic world. Join Legacy Network today and become a part of our community of adventurers, writers, builders, and fighters. The world of Valtara is waiting for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HPSkyGames

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

HPSkyGames is a free-to-play minigames, survival and anarchy server in-development. If you can help, please apply!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CYBERIUM

Creative, PvP, Survival

CYBERIUM offers the best SandBox on version 1.18.2 with huge worlds up to 10,000 blocks, WorldEdit for everyone (after 1 hour of play), everything for your creativity and individual projects.

We do everything with soul, especially for your comfortable game. We are waiting for your connection!

Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cyber_ium Our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UxX87pueYS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TechnoMagic – Minecraft server with technical and magical mods

Bed wars, build battle, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Mob Arena, Sky Wars, Skyblock, TNT Run

Industrial and magical mods on one minecraft server!Can’t be torn between technical and magical servers? Do you want to explore the expanses of the game world in magical armor, with mechanical devices with you? Or maybe you want to build a huge factory with fully automated magic? Then this server is definitely for you!

– Play even from your phone! Launcher with mods for Android and PC!

– MORE THAN 20 OWN ADDONS

– Create CLANS and conduct clan wars

– Mini games with mods on each server – weapons, bosses

– Character menu on the F4 button in the video phone: Block store, Market for trading, Cases, Whales, Warps and businesses

– Character customization and decoration: Set a unique hairstyle, beard, hat, glasses, bracelet, watch

– Your own mod for 200 3D decorations

– Your own techno mod for 50 mechanisms and 100 types of armor, weapons and tools – Energy Addition

– Unique chat – make it a convenient size, move the chat across the screen, Emoji, stickers, two types of chat style

– YOUR JOB / warp job – earn in-game currency

– Mining farm and crypto exchange – /crypto – earn game currency

– Mod for your bosses, menu with bosses

More than 10 different branches and builds of modified servers. Choose a server to suit your taste.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Junesmp

PvP Survival, smp

JuneSMP The Greates SMP ever to exist…

Crates, Auctions, Skills, Quests & More.Survival, accessing the Nether & More.

Earth Map, and able to travel from continents to other continents.

Bedrock & Java Crossplay.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

monotown

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

Hey welcome! We build a very NEW server for you guys! Its skyblock without Island. But… There are bosses! And there is an arena for pvp to fight each other!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Saddlemc

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SaddleMC we are a semi vanilla server with TPA and Homes. We have an amazing staff team and community

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3323	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Technical with mod Industrial Craft 2 Classic Minecraft server

Bed wars, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, TNT Run

Welcome to the technological paradise for both complete beginners and experienced researchers – Industrial! A wide range of engineering and technical modifications are presented here, which, combined with an exciting quest system, dangerous dungeons and unique crafts, will certainly not let you get bored! In our vast technical expanses, you will get acquainted with a huge number of mechanisms and become closer to nature; you will learn how to build farms and automatic stations for resource extraction, build incredible structures, master the science of photons and create the coolest solar panel on the server! We wish you a successful game on our servers, and perhaps you will become the best engineer with an entire industrial empire!

– Play even from your phone! Launcher with mods for Android and PC!

– MORE THAN 20 OWN ADDONS

– Create CLANS and conduct clan wars

– Mini games with mods on each server – weapons, bosses

– Character menu on the F4 button in the video phone: Block store, Market for trading, Cases, Whales, Warps and businesses

– Character customization and decoration: Set a unique hairstyle, beard, hat, glasses, bracelet, watch

– Your own mod for 200 3D decorations

– Your own techno mod for 50 mechanisms and 100 types of armor, weapons and tools – Energy Addition

– Unique chat – make it a convenient size, move the chat across the screen, Emoji, stickers, two types of chat style

– YOUR JOB / warp job – earn in-game currency

– Mining farm and crypto exchange – /crypto – earn game currency

– Mod for your bosses, menu with bosses

More than 10 different branches and builds of modified servers. Choose a server to suit your taste.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Noxxcraft

Faction Survival, Skywars

NOXXCRAFT is a Survival server in Spanish! Immerse yourself in custom biomes, dungeons, and many loot-generated structures throughout the map!

NOXXCRAFT is CROSSPLAY, which means both Java and Bedrock can play!

JAVA IP: juega.noxxcraft.onlineBEDROCK IP: juega.noxxcraft.online (Puerto 19132)

1.17 -> 1.19 are supported! (Java)

COMING SOON» Hardcore

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TnologyMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of pay-to-win Minecraft Survival Servers? Are you sick of users able to gain even a slight advantage over others just by paying real-life money? Then TnologyMC is the server for you!!

TnologyMC is a fun-to-play Minecraft Server featuring custom gameplay. We feature custom crafting recipes, jobs, land claims with customizable flags, a scoreboard that can be disabled with ‘/sbtoggle’, a tutorial via ‘/tutorial’, and much more! If you want a fun Non-P2W experience, join TnologyMC!

IP: tnologymc.com Server Version: 1.18.1 Discord: https://discord.gg/vKbjwMw

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ThriveToSurvive

Survival

ThriveToSurvive is a server I’ve always wanted and never can get! 5 minute death bans, no hub, shop, spawn and much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Buildings Constructed:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.