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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3028 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.