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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.