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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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