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BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5488	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2905
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7095
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dragon Eggs Found:	6995	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	3973	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	702	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

affordable food, billionaire, BillionaireBites, budget meal, comfort food, extravagant eating, favorite dish, financial status, food cravings, gourmet food, guilty pleasure, high-class dining, indulgence, lavish cuisine, luxury dining., opulent eating, poor meal, rich person’s meal, simple meal, wealthy diet

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RP medieval server Minecraft

banner-lazy, King, Medieval, middle ages, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Server, villager

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

This medieval rp server will rise from a villager to the right hand of a king!

ImLOveRP.aternos.me

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, safe progress, server maintenance, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Version	1.21.1
Overview	Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft, Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is a separate SMP map that allows for griefing.

Q: Will my progress be lost if the server resets?

A: No, both SMP maps on Moonbat won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Isles, mystic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crops Grown:	4328
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hey, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

Not to mention, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the best way possible!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1